Trevor Noah Accuses Trump of ‘Renting’ U.S. Military to Saudi Arabia
October 14, 2019
On Monday evening, with all the other late-evening hosts off this week except for Kimmel, The Everyday Show host Trevor Noah teed off on the most current news out of Trumpville: that the president’s selection to abandon our Kurdish allies in Northern Syria at the behest of Turkey has not only led to the Kurds getting beneath attack, but also the escape of hundreds of ISIS prisoners they’d previously held captive.
“S Jesus,” exclaimed Noah. “Donald Trump is the only individual who can locate a way to make the Middle East extra chaotic. Turkey invading, Kurds fleeing, ISIS escaping?! Like, the Middle East was currently a geopolitical Jenga tower, with every person attempting to figure out the proper move, and then Donald Trump comes in and he’s like, ‘What if we move the complete table!’”
“Trump has justified his position to pull out of Syria by saying this is all element of his bigger program to bring American troops back house, and that tends to make sense,” Noah continued. “What does not make sense is that ‘home’ appears to be a different nation in the Middle East.”
Yes, Trump has reportedly sent two,800 troops to Saudi Arabia in response to alleged attacks on Saudi oil facilities that the Trump administration has blamed on Iran. “We are sending troops and other points to the Middle East to support Saudi Arabia. But, are you prepared? Saudi Arabia, at my request, has agreed to spend us for every little thing that we’re carrying out. That is a initial!” Trump exclaimed through a single of his normal White Property lawn pressers.
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“Yeah, he’s right—that is a initial. I do not assume America has ever rented out its military prior to. Like, that is a wild point,” presented Noah. “He’s promoting the military and ‘other points?’ What are the ‘other points?’ Does anyone ask? No one? What, does he just sneak Eric into the shipment?”
“It’s weird that you can rent out America’s military,” Noah added, prior to throwing to their Senior War Correspondent Desi Lydic, to support “clear points up.”
“President Trump is just fulfilling his guarantee to pull U.S. troops out of the Middle East,” stated Lydic. “And you know what? It is refreshing! A lot of males say they’ll pull out, but they do not. Fool me after, shame on you. Fool me seven times…I have seven youngsters now.”
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